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Someone give me the strength and the patience to not download hansigurumi’s chameleon pattern, because then I’d have to ball yarn for it.

I wish there was some sort of deal where if you download them all you save X%. Because let’s be real here, you can’t NOT want them all. Except for the spiders. While I can appreciate the amount of work that has gone into them, they are downright terrifying.

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I did it. I had the BPC and it was glorious. If I’m going to overdo it, it might as well be with something keto friendly. No regrets.

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magicalgirlmeru I’d totally mail you chocolate if I had money and/or chocolate. :U

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bombing:

i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back

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dontbeanassbutt:

what-once-was-mine:

deathpoolquinn:

timwhisky:

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

This makes me uncomfortable

this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti 

Mutant spagetti

this is our final form

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prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

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Fuck it, I’m having that coffee.

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I’m at my calories for today, but I want some chocolatey BPC SO BAD SOMEONE SEND HELP.

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Okay, so the housing assistance program we’re using needed to see checking account statements with my current balance listed(I also included three months worth of deposits), which isn’t a big deal except for the fact that I only had $70 when I printed out the sheet. Are they going to have a problem with that, or are they more concerned about whether I make regular deposits?

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Eggplant may not be a good potato substitute, but it’s a dead ringer for apples when diced and cooked!

Eggplant
Lemon juice
Water
Butter
Cinnamon
Sweetener

Throw it in a pan until it reduces or bake it in the oven with some sort of almond crumble topping!

I don’t have any specific measurements because I was just throwing stuff in the pan, but it is delicious.

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buttskippy:

Just tried to make diced/fried potatoes with an eggplant…failure. Too much moisture. What has the moisture content of a potato, but not the carb content?

Best bet might be a daikon radish. I haven’t tested them myself but I’ve seen a few daikon fries/hash brown recipes floating around. Looks like net carbs are roughly 2-somethin per 100 grams, if the internet can be trusted. 

Yay, I actually have some of those…

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Just tried to make diced/fried potatoes with an eggplant…failure. Too much moisture. What has the moisture content of a potato, but not the carb content?

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hauntcouture:

Check out our new stuff on Etsy including this Cleo inspired jumpsuit! http://hauntcoutureatelier.etsy.com/

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This is all I’ve ever wanted in a Draculaura.

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I’ve lost another ten pounds, which means my boyfriend “gets” to buy me something as a reward! ;) It’s not weird if I’m the one who came up with it, right? Motivation! I’ve lost 20 lbs since he agreed to this; thanks, keto!

And yes, this is my prize. I love Monster High dolls; fight me!